Loadedfuckingpotato's definitions

fast cosby

The highly unacceptable and illegal act To drug a woman's drink than quickly have your way with her and hope she can't remember what happened in the morning.

Bill : hey hey hey! Bitch can you go to the fridge and get me a pudding pop?

Girl: yes (leaves to go get one )

Bill: (slips pill inter her drink as she's gone than when she gets back gives a fast Cosby)

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 16, 2016

Urban Onion

Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.

Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 18, 2016

Cuntniggerbeanerprickweabookikewhorebastardmulatogingersloothshitblackfacewhitefaceasainfacemexicanfacelookinglongjewnosewearingshortlowgroundbeingdicksuckingpussylickingwethorneydesperatelookinghairjelaxedeoderantusingfootballplayingjockbeingnigger

niggerbeanerprickweabookikewhorebastardmulatogingersloothshitblackfacewhitefaceasainfacemexicanfacelookinglongjewnosewearingshortlowgroundbeingdicksuckingpussylickingwethorneydesperatelookinghairjelaxedeoderantusingfootballplayingjockbeingnigger

Cuntniggerbeanerprickweabookikewhorebastardmulatogingersloothshitblackfacewhitefaceasainfacemexicanfacelookinglongjewnosewearingshortlowgroundbeingdicksuckingpussylickingwethorneydesperatelookinghairjelaxedeoderantusingfootballplayingjockbeingnigger

by Loadedfuckingpotato September 5, 2016

Fake friend

A fake friend is some who is ungrateful about how much time and money someone has put into you.

Damon: you are selfish!

Daniel: bro you are a fake friend I spend so much on you over three years you should be grateful.

by Loadedfuckingpotato September 6, 2016

flickle dacker

The thing my dad says when he can't think of the name of a thing.

Dad: son have you seen that one flickle dacker.

Son: what's a fickle dacker?

by Loadedfuckingpotato May 18, 2017

Appetiteable

Its like when something sorta gross is happening but everyone else wants food even though you can't possibly eat right now

Jared while I stay in the hospital with mom while she gets an Enema can you go get food?

Jared: TBH I'm not very Appetiteable currently. But I could get you food!

by Loadedfuckingpotato August 9, 2025

Regret2016

When you are told by adults to be careful what you post online. But you dont give a fuck and are in middle school and also slightly "redacted"

Pricipal "Now kids! Be careful what you post! Especially when its to urban dictionary.com that follows you for real on god.

Kids " nah bruh on god for real for real i ain't gonna listen. Thats very sus for an old man to say.."

Principal " bruh thats so Regret2016"

by Loadedfuckingpotato July 20, 2023