indictment boner

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
by Photoist February 01, 2019
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Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone
Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!
by Photoist July 28, 2020
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Buseyspawn

Have the physical and genetic characteristics of Gary Busey
Eric Trump is definitely a Buseyspawn
by Photoist September 29, 2020
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Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.
I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again
by Photoist March 07, 2019
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Buseyspawn

A person who has the distinct genetic markings of Gary Busey
Eric Trump is clearly a Buseyspawn
by Photoist September 29, 2020
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Twishpucha

Twishpucha is your Twitter family. It's like the Yiddish word "Mishpucha" which means Family....only this is for Twitter
I give a shout out every morning to my Twishpucha!
by Photoist November 28, 2020
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Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.
I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!
by Photoist March 21, 2019
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