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Italian inducement

Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little "Italian inducement" before heading to the maternity hospital.

Fraud in the inducement

n. the use of deceit or trick to cause someone to act to his/her disadvantage, such as signing an agreement or deeding away real property. The heart of this type of fraud is misleading the other party as to the facts upon which he/she will base his/her decision to act. . A person is induced to enter into a transaction with a false impression of the risks, duties, or obligations involved. There is intentional misrepresentation of a material risk or duty reasonably relied on, thereby injuring the other party without vitiating the contract itself. Examples: There will be advantages to you if you let me sign the contract in my name and take title to your property. You don't have to read the rest of the contract - it is just routine legal mumbo-jumbo your ear doesn’t hear as a lay person .
He pretended to represent my interest but over time it was clear that his trick was clearly fraud in the inducement and he went to jail for it.

Friendship inducement 

A postive term of the word stalking.
"Stalk" makes it sound sinister. I prefer to call it friendship inducement.

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.
“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
Wood Inducement by Bsvant December 26, 2025

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Indumentisappendicemaphobia 

The irrational fear of clothing tags. Specifically, a fear that they might be visible on one's own clothing, or are visible on other people's clothing.

Stemming from the latin roots for "Clothing" and "Appendage".
Katie's indumentisappendicemaphobia is becoming a real problem for her lately. She can no longer try on clothes before buying them as the tags are too visible and can't be removed.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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