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Italian inducement

Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little "Italian inducement" before heading to the maternity hospital.

Fraud in the inducement

n. the use of deceit or trick to cause someone to act to his/her disadvantage, such as signing an agreement or deeding away real property. The heart of this type of fraud is misleading the other party as to the facts upon which he/she will base his/her decision to act. . A person is induced to enter into a transaction with a false impression of the risks, duties, or obligations involved. There is intentional misrepresentation of a material risk or duty reasonably relied on, thereby injuring the other party without vitiating the contract itself. Examples: There will be advantages to you if you let me sign the contract in my name and take title to your property. You don't have to read the rest of the contract - it is just routine legal mumbo-jumbo your ear doesn’t hear as a lay person .
He pretended to represent my interest but over time it was clear that his trick was clearly fraud in the inducement and he went to jail for it.

Friendship inducement 

A postive term of the word stalking.
"Stalk" makes it sound sinister. I prefer to call it friendship inducement.

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.
“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”
Wood Inducement by Bsvant December 26, 2025

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.
I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted
indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Indumentisappendicemaphobia 

The irrational fear of clothing tags. Specifically, a fear that they might be visible on one's own clothing, or are visible on other people's clothing.

Stemming from the latin roots for "Clothing" and "Appendage".
Katie's indumentisappendicemaphobia is becoming a real problem for her lately. She can no longer try on clothes before buying them as the tags are too visible and can't be removed.