Indigestion 

Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.

Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.

Indigestion by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 4, 2008

indigestion 

THIS FEELS LIKE DEATH OKAY. I JUST HAD IT TODAY TRUST ME. IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HEART IS EXPLODING ANd you need to puke and is just terrible. really makes you want to die oh man. you don't want to breath or swallow or move or do anything that involves living. what i do to try and fix it fast is just burp my little heart out until the pukey feeling leaves

indigestion makes me feel like death

indigestion by :)lmao October 16, 2014

Tiddy Indigestion 

The feeling of air-induced indigestion, just between your breasts - usually caused by eating too fast.

Ugh, I can't get rid of this tiddy indigestion. I've tried banging my chest, even.

Tiddy Indigestion by Poppy Booray February 23, 2017

inserection 

A violent, unwanted erection.

Bobby tried desperately to quell his raging inserection while hugging his grandmother.

inserection by Ligni May 15, 2011

Indigestion 

Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.

Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.

Indigestion by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Inspirection 

in-spuh-rek-shuh n
- noun

When a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to sexual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.

“When Antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen World War II battle tank, many new ideas started to spawn in me in that same moment. By the time I stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that I had a full erection just one foot away from his face. We were both aware that it could not have possibly been a sexual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”

Inspirection by crobinoscopy October 30, 2016

inrection 

An Inrection is the opposite on an erection. This means your penis actually inrects itself back into your body for safety reasons.

A) Being hit extremly hard in the genatal area will cause your penis to actually inrect (inrection) inside you body possibly puncturing some vital organs. B) Seeing the most hideous beast of a girl walk into a bar, can actually force your penis back inside your body to keep itself from being exposed. C) jumping into a very very cold body of water IE. "Pool, River, Ocean, Large puddle" can force your penis into shock and send it back inside your body for warmth and shelter.

inrection by Danny Hunnewell October 15, 2006