23 definitions by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm?
A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008
A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
The name that was originally intended for Starbucks. Named after the ship from Moby Dick. Everybody, but Ishmael dies in the end, when Moby Dick, the big white whale destroys the ship. Why somebody would name their coffee house after a character from such a depressing book that mainly deals with themes including obsession, religion, idealism versus pragmatism, revenge, racism, hierarchical relationships, and politics remains a mystery.
Howard wanted to sell paper cups with pee-quod, but Terry Heckler thought it was a shite name that made him think of piss, thus the name Pequod was rejected. Howard took a piss in a paper cup and thought "What would Starbucks do?" and came up with the name for his coffee house.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 8, 2008
Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.
Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 8, 2008
Upset stomach caused by visiting a fast food restaurant. Closely related to Delhi belly and Starbucks enema.
Howard got indigestion after eating a Vivanno and sharted all over the wall before he could sit down on the bog.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008