23 definitions by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm?
A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
A drink made out of milk with a little bit of coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.
Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 17, 2008
The name that was originally intended for Starbucks. Named after the ship from Moby Dick. Everybody, but Ishmael dies in the end, when Moby Dick, the big white whale destroys the ship. Why somebody would name their coffee house after a character from such a depressing book that mainly deals with themes including obsession, religion, idealism versus pragmatism, revenge, racism, hierarchical relationships, and politics remains a mystery.
Howard wanted to sell paper cups with pee-quod, but Terry Heckler thought it was a shite name that made him think of piss, thus the name Pequod was rejected. Howard took a piss in a paper cup and thought "What would Starbucks do?" and came up with the name for his coffee house.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 8, 2008
Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 3, 2008