George Michael Ideation 

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

George Michael Ideation by jmanuel June 23, 2010

proof by indication 

Falsely drawing a conclusion based on someone's speculation or conjecture.

Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.

proof by indication by HistoryChannel July 16, 2013

Indexting 

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.

Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.

Indexting by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009

Indention deficit disorder 

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

Indention deficit disorder by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

Insextion 

the act of convincing a member of the opposite to participate in sexual intercourse with you by making said opposite sex member think it is his/her own idea.

Matt: I'm never going to get Jane to bone me. She's such a prude.

John: What about the secret weapon?

Matt: ?

John: You know, the Insextion Playlist.. works 60% of the time, every time.

Insextion by Dome Knob April 16, 2011

Genocidal Ideation 

Thinking of committing genocide

Adolf Hitler must’ve had so much genocidal ideation to kill that many people in the Holocaust

Genocidal Ideation by Сейдж July 26, 2023

Sexual Ideation 

When you have considered or thought about same gender sex, but never followed through with it.

Woman-

I’ve never been with a woman but had sexual ideation of Banging Carol.

Sexual Ideation by Sheryl Zupac December 25, 2020