inceration 

A fancy way of saying insert

The inceration of my knife made her fall to her knees

inceration by Personadds March 24, 2021

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Fidget Sensory Integration 

Fidget Sensory Integration is the neurological process that organises sensation from one’s own body & from the environment when using a fidget, this makes it possible to use the body effectively when using a sensory tool. We are constantly receiving sensory information from within our bodies and our surrounding environment. We receive sights, sounds, smells, tastes, touches and feedback from our body about movement, balance and our position in our surroundings. These senses all work together, to help us get a sense of who we are, where we are and what is happening around us – hence the term INTEGRATION. You may be familiar with some of the concepts and terms of sensory integration, such as sensory processing, modulation and regulation. In many of life's situations, children & adults are ‘seeking’ extra sensory input they may otherwise not be receiving from their environment. The concept of fidget toys is based on this, where children & adults are seeking things to touch and feel, to provide the ‘just right’ amount of sensory input, to calm their nervous system. Fidget toys are often used to provide sensory input in a less distracting way. They can help improve concentration and attention to tasks by allowing the brain to filter out the extra sensory information.

If you are interested in finding sensory tools that will assist you with sensory integration come check out our website at: www.FidgetMeCrazy.com.
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We Love & Support Our Crazy Fidgeters; we are hoping by using our fidgets, this will help you with Sensory Integration!

By having a fidget toy helps encourage fidget sensory integration, a person may be able to better ‘filter out’ excess sensory information in their surroundings and their own body; which helps with any distractions and assists you staying focused when using a Fidget toy!

Fidget Sensory Integration by Bifey’s Voice September 6, 2020

Fidget Sensory Integration 

Fidget Sensory Integration is the neurological process that organises sensation from one’s own body & from the environment when using a fidget, this makes it possible to use the body effectively when using a sensory tool. We are constantly receiving sensory information from within our bodies and our surrounding environment. We receive sights, sounds, smells, tastes, touches and feedback from our body about movement, balance and our position in our surroundings. These senses all work together, to help us get a sense of who we are, where we are and what is happening around us – hence the term INTEGRATION. You may be familiar with some of the concepts and terms of sensory integration, such as sensory processing, modulation and regulation. In many of life's situations, children & adults are ‘seeking’ extra sensory input they may otherwise not be receiving from their environment. The concept of fidget toys is based on this, where children & adults are seeking things to touch and feel, to provide the ‘just right’ amount of sensory input, to calm their nervous system. Fidget toys are often used to provide sensory input in a less distracting way. They can help improve concentration and attention to tasks by allowing the brain to filter out the extra sensory information.

If you are interested in finding sensory tools that will assist you with sensory integration come check out our website at: www.FidgetMeCrazy.com.
IMG_4745.MOV

We Love & Support Our Crazy Fidgeters; we are hoping by using our fidgets, this will help you with Sensory Integration!

By having a fidget toy helps encourage fidget sensory integration, a person may be able to better ‘filter out’ excess sensory information in their surroundings and their own body; which helps with any distractions and assists you staying focused when using a Fidget toy!

Fidget Sensory Integration by Bifey’s Voice September 6, 2020

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

Integration Hell

When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.

co-worker: how is integration going?

engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery

Integration Hell by pizzamaster June 1, 2021

inception vu 

A feeling of having previously experienced a feeling of having previously experienced something - deja vu within deja vu.

I have the strangest feeling I've had the strangest feeling I've had this feeling before - I must be experiencing inception vu!

inception vu by positive hearts September 6, 2011