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Indexting 

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.
Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.
Indexting by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009
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Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

incesting 

having sex with your mom on a regular basis would be considered incesting
incesting by Baybee Becky October 20, 2008

Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010

Inventing Gibberish 

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
Inventing Gibberish by finnrmyman November 2, 2022

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007

Inverting 

A person who is Mexican and is a bot.
That person is so inverting
Inverting by donchecker97 June 15, 2019