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Inchworms 

Standing with your two feet close together. Keeping your legs straight, stretch down and puting your hands on the floors directly in front of you.

Begin by walking your hands forward slowly, alternating your left and your right. As you do so, bend only at the hip, keeping your legs straight.
Keeping your body is parallel to the ground in a pushup position.
keep your hands in place and slowly take short steps with your feet, moving only a few inches at a time.
Continue walking until your feet are by hour hands, keeping your legs straight as you do so.
When you have dreams to be a Wisconsin Badger, inchworms will perpare you to do so. Talk to Big Dave if you need any further help.
Inchworms by Merrill High Memes November 22, 2016
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Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.
I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.
Minnesota Inchworm by Medic130 June 26, 2018

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inchworm by Sammy Wammy September 13, 2003

Albanian Inchworm 

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

The Inchworm 

When two people have sex in a one person sleeping bag.
It was so cold in Yosemite that my girl climbed into my sleeping bag and we did the inchworm.
The Inchworm by Life Hax June 27, 2017

Inchwormer 

A man that has a very small penis.
Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.

Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
Inchwormer by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009

Inchworm 

A teeny tiny penis that you can't do NOTHING with. no orgies with this one ladies.
Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.

Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?

Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.

Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?

Marcy: You got that right.