A man that has a very small penis.
Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
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A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
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Get the The Inchworm mug.Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
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Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
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