The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
by pete_coe May 27, 2005
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1) Medium-sized, blackand white stirped mammals resident in the northern hemishpere.

2) The mascot of the University of Wisconsin at Madison.

1) Wow, that badger attacked me in the woods!

2) GO BADGERS!!! On Wisconsin!
by Jack Cole January 31, 2006
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The star characters that gave the name to an internet animation released in 2004. The animation consisted of badgers, mushrooms, and snakes dancing, repeating their names over and over.
Badger, badger, badger etc.
by onenemesis May 14, 2005
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A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
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Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
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