inchworm

Guy with little fucking tool

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by Sammy Wammy September 13, 2003

Inchworm

A teeny tiny penis that you can't do NOTHING with. no orgies with this one ladies.

Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.

Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?

Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.

Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?

Marcy: You got that right.

by i sneak into your room at nite July 14, 2009

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

by Medic130 June 26, 2018

Albanian Inchworm

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

The Inchworm

When two people have sex in a one person sleeping bag.

It was so cold in Yosemite that my girl climbed into my sleeping bag and we did the inchworm.

by Life Hax June 27, 2017

Purple Inchworm

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

Inch Worm

When you have to scrunch your abs to be able to do 69

He was so tall he had to do the inch worm to be able to 69 me

by Erolongdong June 15, 2018