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inchworm by Sammy Wammy September 13, 2003

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Inchworm

A teeny tiny penis that you can't do NOTHING with. no orgies with this one ladies.

Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.

Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?

Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.

Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?

Marcy: You got that right.

Inchworm by i sneak into your room at nite July 14, 2009

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

Minnesota Inchworm by Medic130 June 26, 2018

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Albanian Inchworm

A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.

"I walked in on Adrian in the shower and saw his albanian inchworm in it's prime."

Albanian Inchworm by Ass hair, don't care June 18, 2013

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The Inchworm

When two people have sex in a one person sleeping bag.

It was so cold in Yosemite that my girl climbed into my sleeping bag and we did the inchworm.

The Inchworm by Life Hax June 27, 2017

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Purple Inchworm

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

Purple Inchworm by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

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Inch Worm

When you have to scrunch your abs to be able to do 69

He was so tall he had to do the inch worm to be able to 69 me

Inch Worm by Erolongdong June 15, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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