I remember when

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

by DrederickTatum June 02, 2023

I Remember Cecil

Title of a hypothetical English action film (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone) in the Family Guy episode "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea". The film appears to exist only in Peter Griffin's imagination as he envisions a British subversion of the American action genre, and is a parody of the British miniseries adaptation of Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited.

"I Remember Cecil" is rather homoerotic.

by PippaS. May 31, 2006

I Remember You

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

The wind would whisper and I'd think of you

And all the tears you cried, that called my name

And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by

When love went blind and you would make me see

I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes

So that I knew you were there for me

Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down

Wished ever after would be like this

You said I love you babe, without a sound

I said I'd give my life for just one kiss

I'd live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

We've had our share of hard times

But that's the price we paid

And through it all we kept the promise that we made

I swear you'll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain

Washed away a dream of you

But nothing else could ever take you away

'Cause you'll always be my dream come true

Oh my darling, I love you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand

Love letters in the sand - I remember you

Through the sleepless nights and every endless day

I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you

by Death Menace February 21, 2023

I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

by Charwinger21 April 17, 2011

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

i don't remember

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

by xxbcgoddessxx June 21, 2009

I remember when I had my first beer.

An effective insult. Used when someone says something sophomoric. Made famous by Steve Martin on his "Wild and Crazy Guy" album.

(Audience member): What's your mood watch say?
(Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

by dcd$ January 20, 2011