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Doran's Law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.
An example of Doran's Law:

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"
by DrederickTatum December 05, 2018

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A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.
"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"
by DrederickTatum February 01, 2020

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