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Hutchomundas

Can be known as two seperate words "Hutcho Mundas" or as one word "Hutchomundas".

A commonly used slang word or description for when an individual goes out on the weekend and gets so F"cked up that he doesnt make it to work on the Monday morning, (some times the whole week) because of the amount of alcohol or drugs consumed.

This terminology should only be used for extreme cases of "come downs" or "hang overs" where the after affects cause the individual to make drastic changes to his life because of the weekend activites, such as quit their job, leave the country, sell the belongings, call the parents to tell them of their mistakes, apologizing to ex-girfriends for the way they treated them etc. This is all part of the "Hutchomundas"

So when your friend is having a REALLY bad Monday becasue of some crazy weekend that he is not coping with very well - you can sing this in a "mexican style" chant -

"Hutchmundas, oh Hutchomundas, oh Hutchomundas"
1. Have you seen Bobby today? No he is having a "Hutchmundas"

2. I feel really ill, I shouldnt have drank so much on the weekend, I think I am going to have a "Hutchomundas"

3. Did you see the state of michael at that rave on Saturday night? I bet he will have a "Hutchomundas"

4. I heard Peter wen tinto work on Monday after a huge weekend and quit his job as a lawyer and decided to become a fruit picker, he is having a real "Hutchomundas"
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huttoma by Playaskillz May 19, 2006

Jim Hutton 

Freddie Mercury's lover and boyfriend from 1984 when they met in a London Gay club, until his death in 1991.

Wrote "Mercury and Me"

Died January 1, 2010 of Lung Cancer
Jim Hutton loved Freddie more than anything.
Jim Hutton by ilufreddie February 20, 2011

Rusty Hutcho 

When you get your partner to defecate on you while performing auto-erotic asphyxiation on yourself.
Mike: "Hey Ted, that hooker only charged me 30 dollars for a rusty hutcho last night!"

Ted: "Thats awesome man, where'd you pick her up?"
Rusty Hutcho by rickastley December 16, 2012

Hutton Spitback 

When your woman has that cute gap between her front teeth - just like Lauren Hutton. After she gives you a beeg, she spits it all over your torso through said gap. A trick as old as we, I suspect.
My girly, she's a saucy minx. I had to wipe the goo off my chest after she sprayed me with a Hutton Spitback.
Hutton Spitback by Barzog January 23, 2013

hotthothermia 

To die a proud and honourable death of being hot. to die from sexiness
My dawg died from hotthothermia