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1: v To kill yourself while performing erotic asphyxiation. Ref: Michael Hutchence. 2: n Wanker
1. "Toby pulled a hutcho"
2. "Richard is such a hutcho"
hutcho by MeatAxe September 26, 2003
Words you can keep
A guy
He's a hutcho
hutcho by micellaneous October 22, 2003
A extraordinarily seedy character with abnormally hairy anus
commonly refer to as a 'seedy hutch'
1. I would so give them a seedy hutch
2. dude your such a hutcho
3. bro 1: he's got more seeds then a pot plant

bro 2: what a hutch!
Hutcho by MChappyjack August 18, 2010

Rusty Hutcho 

When you get your partner to defecate on you while performing auto-erotic asphyxiation on yourself.
Mike: "Hey Ted, that hooker only charged me 30 dollars for a rusty hutcho last night!"

Ted: "Thats awesome man, where'd you pick her up?"
Rusty Hutcho by rickastley December 16, 2012

The Hutcho Solution 

When a student in class developed a new way to answer a maths question, that the teacher didn't think of.
Teacher: do it this way
Student: I have a better way, try this, it is heaps quicker
Teacher: oh yeah, why didnt I think of that, that's the Hutcho Solution
The Hutcho Solution by TheChalkie August 15, 2022

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

Hutched Up 

To make the same mistakes repeatedly over a prolonged period
Ah man, you Hutched Up!
Hutched Up by Blue2moro September 4, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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