hutcho 

1: v To kill yourself while performing erotic asphyxiation. Ref: Michael Hutchence. 2: n Wanker

1. "Toby pulled a hutcho"
2. "Richard is such a hutcho"

hutcho by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

hutcho 

A guy

He's a hutcho

hutcho by micellaneous October 22, 2003

Hutcho 

A extraordinarily seedy character with abnormally hairy anus
commonly refer to as a 'seedy hutch'

1. I would so give them a seedy hutch
2. dude your such a hutcho
3. bro 1: he's got more seeds then a pot plant

bro 2: what a hutch!

Hutcho by MChappyjack August 18, 2010

Rusty Hutcho 

When you get your partner to defecate on you while performing auto-erotic asphyxiation on yourself.

Mike: "Hey Ted, that hooker only charged me 30 dollars for a rusty hutcho last night!"

Ted: "Thats awesome man, where'd you pick her up?"

Rusty Hutcho by rickastley December 16, 2012

The Hutcho Solution 

When a student in class developed a new way to answer a maths question, that the teacher didn't think of.

Teacher: do it this way
Student: I have a better way, try this, it is heaps quicker
Teacher: oh yeah, why didnt I think of that, that's the Hutcho Solution

The Hutcho Solution by TheChalkie August 15, 2022

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

Hutched Up 

To make the same mistakes repeatedly over a prolonged period

Ah man, you Hutched Up!

Hutched Up by Blue2moro September 4, 2020