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Hurrican't 

A Hurricane prediction by local mainstream media that causes evacuations, widespread panic, unnecessary survival purchases , but is largely blown out of proportion because it turns out to be of no great significance.
I got punked by Hurrican't Rita, but I didn't even leave the couch for Harvey.
Hurrican't by TwoDeadBrothers August 26, 2017

hurrican dennis 

a massiv hurrican that is killing the crap out of florida
dennis is killing all thos states

Maylasian Hurrican 

The process of peeing in somones butt then laying on your back and getting it pooped on your face and chest with poop mixed in.
He got Maylayed.......... Oh no not the Maylasian Hurricane
Maylasian Hurrican by King of ROR August 31, 2010

Hurricane Dick 

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.
Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
Hurricane Dick by But Sects December 11, 2019

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.