huncum

I’m going to fuck you up

Don’t put me in a situation where I have to huncum

by Baawt February 12, 2022

hunchman

A henchman with a hunchback

The bad guys sing it in the Wizard of Oz, you know, the witches hunchman (plural).

by Tema Bliss July 27, 2016

HUNCHMONKEY

a sexual position in which the female is on all fours and the male is partially standing, his legs in front of hers, and he is working it at an inverted angle.

Doggy style was getting boring so I put my girlfriend in the hunchmonkey.

by drkseraph01 April 6, 2005

hunchman

The current anti-union force that unlike henchmen, give in to the union workers every demand. Rather than carry billy clubs they prefer to equip themselves with fresh fruit, cigarettes, and anything else they feel will make the situation more pleasant.

See that hunchman give the workers freshly cut lemons for their water??

by Call me el Jefe July 7, 2007

Huncomfortable

Your only window to save your life. This is when your girlfriend is 40-70% of the way to getting Hangry.

My girlfriend is huncomfortable, I need to drive faster.

by Surviving boyfriend June 14, 2018

hunchmutton

A term of endearment, often said to unruly girlfriends

O sweety sweety, i love you hunchmutton

by DomDog October 3, 2003

hunkum

a hunkum is a special dance that is peformed by awesome gingers and occasional brunettes (if they are lucky)

they do not tell anyone of this secret ginger tradition, it is based on the worship of the love between rupert grint and rosemary gibson it is awesome
how it is peformed
you wiggle your eyebrows
you twerk
you tie a tie
you find someone called lucy
you eat quality streets
and you enjoy

omg dude i did a hunkum last night it was hotttt

by lomry November 1, 2013