hunchman 

A henchman with a hunchback

The bad guys sing it in the Wizard of Oz, you know, the witches hunchman (plural).

hunchman by Tema Bliss July 27, 2016

hunchman 

The current anti-union force that unlike henchmen, give in to the union workers every demand. Rather than carry billy clubs they prefer to equip themselves with fresh fruit, cigarettes, and anything else they feel will make the situation more pleasant.

See that hunchman give the workers freshly cut lemons for their water??

hunchman by Call me el Jefe July 7, 2007

Henchman 24 

Henchman 24 is a recently deceased Henchman of The Monarch, the arch-nemesis and rival to Dr. Thaddeus Venture, father of The Venture Bros. (the title of the adult swim television series).

Henchman 24 is notorious for his strangely pitched voice, his lanky build, and his resemblance to Jerry Seinfled, once his costume is off. He is seen most frequently, in fact always, with Henchman 21, his cohort and friend.

Henchman 24 is killed by a car bomb when he mistakenly gets his seatbelt stuck in what was supposed to be a parked Monarchmobile.

The Monarch has not only hired Henchman 24 as his henchman, he at one time was a "Shadowman" with him under the employ of Phantom Limb, during his time with the Guild of Calamitous Intent. At that time, Henchman 24 was known as Shadowman.... 24.

He currently haunts his old friend, 21, though it is still disputable as to whether or not he is in fact a spirit returned from the dead or a figment of 21's damaged psyche at the loss of his one and only friend.

Henchman 24 ran from Brock Sampsons as fast as his feet could carry him, being his life depended on it.

Henchman 24 by TwainFan January 1, 2010

volunteer henchman 

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.

Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

volunteer henchman by C'est Logique March 16, 2012

HUNCHMONKEY 

a sexual position in which the female is on all fours and the male is partially standing, his legs in front of hers, and he is working it at an inverted angle.

Doggy style was getting boring so I put my girlfriend in the hunchmonkey.

HUNCHMONKEY by drkseraph01 April 6, 2005

SAYS THE HENCHMAN 

The comeback NOONE can argue with

"YO SHOES ARE UGLY!!!!!!!"
"says the henchman"

"Discord is so henchmanic"
"says the henchman"

SAYS THE HENCHMAN by notanash September 25, 2020

hutchman 

the best in the world, for the best people

hutchman is amazing

hutchman by hty477 June 13, 2009