hunkum

a hunkum is a special dance that is peformed by awesome gingers and occasional brunettes (if they are lucky)

they do not tell anyone of this secret ginger tradition, it is based on the worship of the love between rupert grint and rosemary gibson it is awesome
how it is peformed
you wiggle your eyebrows
you twerk
you tie a tie
you find someone called lucy
you eat quality streets
and you enjoy

omg dude i did a hunkum last night it was hotttt

by lomry November 1, 2013

hukumana

Doesn't make sense or won't work.

The story is just plain hukumana.

The computer's hukumana.

by ICDedPepo July 19, 2003

Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hunkus

Hunkus-noun; word describing one's rear end. Specifically hunkus can be used to reference just the area around the anus.

I fell backwards and landed on my hunkus.

Behave or I will have to spank your hunkus

by John Dodson November 8, 2008

Hunkus Munkus

Small stuffed-toy animal. Allegedly a monkey, though more closely resembles a very hairy baby. Has been known to disappear once owner reaches a certain age/maturity level.

Girl: 'Mum, where is Hunkus Munkus?'
Mother: 'He went to live on a farm.'
Girl: 'Waaaahh.'

by cutgirl October 13, 2010

HUNKULES

A GOD of a man he has the biggest dick you've ever seen he will rip the head off a dog like an ozzy osbourne on crack.
He has arms the size of bloated goats, legs the size of watermelons, and a torso the size of a fat child.

John is such a HUNKULES.

by unggghh January 14, 2021

hunkymanfood

hot men that gay men, or horny girls want to eat

sean totally went after that piece of hunkymanfood

by butt_muffin May 17, 2006