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HUNCHMONKEY 

a sexual position in which the female is on all fours and the male is partially standing, his legs in front of hers, and he is working it at an inverted angle.
Doggy style was getting boring so I put my girlfriend in the hunchmonkey.
HUNCHMONKEY by drkseraph01 April 6, 2005
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hatchmonkey 

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.
How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.
hatchmonkey by Graham November 30, 2004

hunnymonkey 

a transvestite monkey prostitute that was sent from hell to spread the AIDs virus to all the naughty little monkeys in the world
while i was on an african safari, a hunnymonkey starting rubbing my thigh so i gave it a rifle butt and sent it back to hell
hunnymonkey by Felatio Fedelio March 10, 2008

hunkymonkey69 

SML Movie: Bowser Junior Sneaks Into A Movie!
Time stamp: 3:49
are you um hunkymonkey69
hunkymonkey69 by Hunkymonkeys69 February 24, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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