Hunchmeister
Hunchmeister by Lilpapabean500 December 10, 2024
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Lunchmeister
A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!
A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!
Lunchmeister by Captain Ezekiel Jones February 22, 2020
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Hatchmeister
a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.
*may cut knuckles with razor blades.
*may cut knuckles with razor blades.
kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"
Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010
Hatchmeister
The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.
me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010
Hunkmeister
A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.
Opposite of "dweebmeister".
Opposite of "dweebmeister".
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012
huckmeister
Mountainbiking or freeride snowboarding term for someone who's good at throwing themselves off cliffs and landing a blinder.
huckmeister by WA May 14, 2004
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