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Lunchmeister 

A portly or rotund individual who spends vast and inordinate amounts of time at lunches with prospects and clients. For a true top lunchmeister, a client lunch will be held at least everyday and be milked for at least 2 hours. A lunchmonster or lunchmeister will generally have an encyclopedic knowledge of every menu of every high end restaurant that he loafs around in!
A: Have you seen that skiving git Scoffit?
B:Yes, he just popped out for lunch.
A:Christ, we won't be seeing any more of him today!
B:What do you mean? It's Tuesday and only 12pm though?!
A:Yeah, but the dude is a straight up lunchmeister!!

Hatchmeister 

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.
kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"
Hatchmeister by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

Hatchmeister 

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.
me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister
Hatchmeister by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".
"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

honchmeister 

That Honchmeister from Metanix is a prick.
honchmeister by PooPoo24 May 26, 2017

huckmeister 

Mountainbiking or freeride snowboarding term for someone who's good at throwing themselves off cliffs and landing a blinder.
That Bourdon bloke, he's a proper huckmeister.
huckmeister by WA May 14, 2004