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humphie by Pablo West January 5, 2017
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Humphried
1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012
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Kris Humphriesing
Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012
Kris Humphries
Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011
humptied
disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")
"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."
humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008
humphreyian
humphreyian by mwrisa January 12, 2022
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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