humphie 

the description of acting as a humph

humph --> being rude and obnoxious with murderous tendencies

"Jomaa was acting like a humphie last night when he killed Sylvia in 3 seconds"

humphie by Pablo West January 5, 2017

Humphried 

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

Kris Humphries 

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008

humpchies

A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.

Guy 1: "What're you doing in the supermarket ?"
Guy 2: "I've got the humpchies something bad pal, and that checkout girl's gonna satisfy 'em"

humpchies by StANTo June 11, 2006

humphreyian 

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

humphreyian by mwrisa January 12, 2022