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eggles

Another word for 'eggs' - usually referring to the poultry variety intended on eating.

A 'cute' term for eggs
Boy: What do you want for lunch?
Girl: Eggles and toast!
Boy: I love you, egg!
by StANTo September 2, 2009
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weezil

When something disgusts you and you twitch so much you spin your head around and almost snap your neck, making a facial impression like a weasel.
Person: "If I have to watch another 20 minutes of this gak I'll chew my ass off it's own hinges"
Person 2: "What're you watching?"
Person: "This show about colostomy bags"
Person 2: "Ack! WEEZIL!" *Twitches*
by StANTo May 4, 2005
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Footsnacks

Eating pieces of dead (or small cut off living) skin from your feet (and sometimes your hand)
Person 1: Dude, what're you doing?
Person 2: Just enjoying some footsnacks, om nom nom
Person 1: Gross
by StANTo September 15, 2009
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parmo

A 'parmo', otherwise knows as a 'parmesan'. Is often a flattened piece of meat, whether it be chicken breast, pork, or in some cases, beef, coated in a white starchy-like sauce coated with Cheese (often parmesan or chedder cheese, not to be mistaken with the disgusting parmesan cheese).

Sometimes there are variations, such as different cheeses, or the addition of bolognese on top of the aforementioned meats.

This type of meal is a North Eastern dish not limited to Middlesbrough, but also found in neighbouring towns and cities alike and is favoured by many.

It is often served with chips and/or salad.
Person: "I would like a parmo please my good man"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, half or full?"
Person: "Half please, I can't manage a full one right now, chicken with three cheeses"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, please take a seat."
Person: "Thank you kindly"
by StANTo April 25, 2005
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backseat coder

Similar to a backseat driver or a backseat gamer.

One who perhaps is partaking in a beta of a computer game or piece of software and tries to advise the software development team on how the software should be written or repaired.

Basically an 'end user' who is not part of the company but has been asked for an opinion or recommendation about the software but then tries to go too far and gives advice on more than he was asked for.
Admin: "Sorry guys but we're working on a fix for the multiplayer problems, there'll be a server reset in 30 minutes"
User: "What was the problem? Did they forget to open the ports? Did they have to update the firmware? Was it a malloc() issue? Did they forget to re-route it via the proxy? Did they forget a header file? Did they integrate the right settings for UDP traffic?"
Admin: "Please, we don't need any backseat coders :) just wait like everyone else"
User: "Aww, I was only interested"
by StANTo May 5, 2006
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whaddafah

"Whaddafah" as in "What the fuck?" said rather quickly and in a hurry. This was coined after a year of living in student accomodation, with many shocking things going on.
TeKK: Oh my god this char is so kawaiiii!
Stanto: Whaddafah!?!
TeKK: This game character, looks cute... dude.
Stanto: Err, okay.
by StANTo August 7, 2004
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computist

n: One who studies computing, from programming to multimedia and gaming.

other: Hardcore 'Computist' (Computist Magazine) allowed Apple II users to make legitimate backup copies of software.
David Harrison: "From this day forth, all you students will be known as this little word I invented, computist. Archaeologists have their words, as do many others. It's not fair that we're left out!"
Students: "Whatever Dave, get on with the lecture!"
by StANTo April 5, 2006
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