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luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.
Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!
by MTF June 24, 2009
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oral sex

Mouth to genital stimulation. Also referred to as "fellatio"- when done to a male, and "cunnilingus" when done to a female.
Example 1: Dick had oral sex with Jane. Jane had oral sex with Dick. (i.e. Dick's Dick. Pun intended).

Example 2: Jane was able perform cunnilingus on herself, much to Dick's surprise, curiosity, and delight. Quite a scene! (Jane was a contortionist and gymnast.)
by MTF January 26, 2010
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Grouch

A beloved Sesame Street character who is green and furry, possessing a negative disposition on life. His name is Oscar.
Him? Oh, that's Oscar the Grouch. He lives in a trash can.
by MTF May 19, 2009
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British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.
British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.
by MTF June 16, 2010
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iPhone 4

"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.
Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.
by MTF June 17, 2010
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Homojito

A mojito cocktail that is served in a gay bar- typically a mixture of rum, simple syrup, mint, and lime.
Randy was forced to bitch-slap Antoine, due to the unwanted sexual advances forced upon him in the local gay bar. Blame it on too much drinking of the Homojito.
by MTF July 7, 2010
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punar eclipse

When an albino black person walks past an Indian with down syndrome.
It is dangerous to stare directly at a punar eclipse.
by MTF July 29, 2008
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