humpchies
A mixture of humping and the munchies. The unquenchable desire to hump something. As coined in the comic 'Least I Could Do'.
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Kris Humphriesing
Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012
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Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011
Rusty Humphries
Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009
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Matthew Humphries
A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
Matthew Humphries by Kushpig December 2, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.