humeidi

Humeidi is a strong man own on Humeidi’s train

Humeidi is the real superman

by Humeidisarajazziown November 22, 2021

Humidititties

Underboob sweat girls get when it's hot and humid. (Also happens to guys with man boobs, or Moobs.)

Omg I have such bad humidititties, it's so hot out, Fuck my life.

by Boston y Amor August 25, 2016

humidifier

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.

its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.

by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014

humidity

the amount of water vapor in the air, expressed as a percentage of the maximum amount that the air could hold at the given temperature; the ratio of the actual water vapor pressure to the saturation vapor pressure. Abbreviation: RH, rh

It's not the heat, it's the humidity that tires me out.

by lionel123 January 4, 2007

Humidipee

A measure of the amount of pee infused water vapor in the air of a bathroom. Usually in combination with an elevated temperature as the result of high usage during a large arena event.

The men's bathroom must be at least 95% humidipee right now.

Let's find another bathroom, this one has too much humidipee.

by hippiefeet September 4, 2012

huneidi

The act of knocking out a middle eastern hooker with your abnormally large schlong (then proceeding to steal your money back while she's out cold).

"Sir, your rent is due."

"Damn, I should have pulled a huneidi last night! Those were my last three dollars!"

by Andrew Horsecawk June 29, 2009

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003