Skip to main content

swedish humidifier 

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.
swedish humidifier by boomumba4 December 7, 2010

Redneck Humidifier 

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
Redneck Humidifier by Splarch February 12, 2023

New york humidifier

A person who enjoys to take pisses outdoors, usually in public spaces and it can be other cities besides new york
Me and Ivan lobe doing the whole new york humidifier across the whole city from parks to public plazas

humilified 

a blend of humilated and horrified
I was humilified when I found out I walked around with my zipper down all day.
humilified by wm February 11, 2005