a semi-
retarded frenchman who compensates for having a tiny penis by having casual intercourse with whale-
like women. These
people also like touching children and sword-fighting with baguettes. Nothing compares to the rediculous homo-like nature associated with hubey's piercings and black man cap. He only wishes he was black.
Elliot: Oh, man! I should never have had intercourse with that girl last
night!
Hubey: You think you have it
bad, I got crushed by a humpback last night :'(