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a semi-retarded frenchman who compensates for having a tiny penis by having casual intercourse with whale-like women. These people also like touching children and sword-fighting with baguettes. Nothing compares to the rediculous homo-like nature associated with hubey's piercings and black man cap. He only wishes he was black.
Elliot: Oh, man! I should never have had intercourse with that girl last night!

Hubey: You think you have it bad, I got crushed by a humpback last night :'(
by chubez July 06, 2012
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