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a term askinig someone's wellbeing. also an invite to talk of recent events and happenings.
teck 1, heya
teck 2, hey hun
teck 3, howza?
howza by rik_breaker August 10, 2006
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Daddy Howard

A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.

Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Dylan:Yo daddy Howard!
Daddy Howard: Get on sidewalk boy do you want ic!?!
Daddy Howard by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018

Adina Howard 

Adina Marie Howard born November 14, 1973 is an American singer and songwriter. She rose to fame during the mid-1990s with her debut album, Do You Wanna Ride? and her debut single, "Freak like Me". Some of her other minor hits include "What's Love Got to Do with It?" (with Warren G), "(Freak) And U Know It", "Nasty Grind", "Freaks" (with Play-N-Skillz and Krayzie Bone) and "T-Shirt & Panties" (with Jamie Foxx).

1993–1996: Do You Wanna Ride? and the hit success of "Freak Like Me"Edit

Her debut album Do You Wanna Ride?, featuring the Platinum-certified hit single, "Freak like Me", was released in 1995 and was certified Gold by the RIAA. Her follow-up singles included "My Up and Down" (#32 R&B, No. 68 Hot 100) and "It's All About You"
Adina Howard Let me lay it on the line
I got a little freakiness inside
And you know that the man has gotta deal with it
I don't care what they say
I'm not about to pay nobody's way
'Cause it's all about the dog in me, uh-huh

I want a freak in the morning
A freak in the evening, just like me
I need a roughneck nigga
That can satisfy me, just for me
If you are that kind of man
'Cause I'm that kind of girl
I've got a freaky secret, everybody sing
'Cause we don't give a damn about a thing

'Cause I will be a freak until the day
Until the dawn
And we can (pump, pump)
All through the night 'till the early morn'
Come on and I will take you around the 'hood
On a gangsta lean
'Cause we can (pump, pump)
Any time of day, it's all good for me
Adina Howard by Blu_leef December 9, 2022

Todd Howard 

The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.
Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."
Todd Howard by willywonkaboi January 11, 2019

Howard Wolowitz 

Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.
Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"

Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.

Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."

Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."
Howard Wolowitz by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012

Howard the Alien 

A series of Youtube videos and remixes often depicting a metallic animated alien dancing to Lil Uzi Vert's song called Money Longer, Often in these videos its a subtle but medium amount of ear rape often barely enough to tingle your ear drums to an extent where it feels extremely satisfying
Woah Tony over there is doing a Howard the Alien?! Look at the way he dances to it, Hes like a unit
Howard the Alien by 󠀀 July 17, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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