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Teaching Crabs How To Read
Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
how to spot a witch
A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out
1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles
4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy
7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet
9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print
11) Pointy nose
12) Skinny
1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles
4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy
7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet
9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print
11) Pointy nose
12) Skinny
how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Hosto
Hosto or husto (Filipino) is from the word host. Also HARVATERO. It means a male GRO in a nightclub in Japan or a male Geisha to be specific. A night-shift worker in general.
Hosto by Cyclonetrading June 21, 2021
How to spoon
How to spoon by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018