howto

A set of online instructions documenting how to do something. Generally used by linux geeks.

I couldn't figure out the problem after spending eight hours reading various man pages so I finally went onlie and searched for a howto.

howto by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

how to eat 

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

how to eat by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Hosto 

Hosto or husto (Filipino) is from the word host. Also HARVATERO. It means a male GRO in a nightclub in Japan or a male Geisha to be specific. A night-shift worker in general.

Miguel is a hosto In Okinawa.

Hosto by Cyclonetrading June 21, 2021

How to spoon 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

How to spoon by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018