32 definitions by w00tw00t

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Anybody 24 years or older who's still jobless and living with his parents. See loser.
God when will that lazy bum get off his ass and get a job already?
by w00tw00t April 05, 2003
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To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
by w00tw00t April 05, 2003
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A detailed document explaining a unix command. Most Unix systems have a man pages for each command that can be viewed online.

What geeks expect you to read when they tell you to RTFM.
Look it up in the man pages dickwad. Godammit how many times do I have to tell you to RTFM!
by w00tw00t April 05, 2003
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A server side scripting language that is commonly used to render web pages. It sounds like a drug so its cool to say things like "I did some PHP over the weekend" or "I got a good high of my PHP stash."
by w00tw00t April 05, 2003
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