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Howmp !!! 

-When someone's stench is so strong, its slapping you in the face

OR

-When somethings are just not right.

OR

-When Someone makes a lame joke
James: Oh hey Jenay

Jenay: HOWMP !!!

James: What??

Jenay: Yo breath stank nigga !!
Howmp !!! by Jazz&&Nay May 28, 2011
Related Words
Howmp !!! homp hompo howm Howpe HOGMP Hompalompa Hompan hompes Homper
The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.
Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!
Homph by Weathersby September 25, 2010

Honmpfth 

Created by Scientist and College Professor Scott Joseph Hines sometime in the early 2000's(pronounced hawn-fft with emphasis on the fft)It refers to someone who gets angry easily and is easy to aggravate (therefore you could say he is "honmpfting out") this person may be violent and enraged. Generally a honmpfth is a bigger person but not overly big just a medium big.
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Characteristics of a honmpfth include:
a strong disappreciation for family guy
a short temper
a red face
awkward conversationalist
manager at home depot
tendency to make strangesounds when hes mad
an overly agressive athlete
and much much more
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origins of honmpth
ham->hank->hank hill->hampton->hamuel->hollywood humplick->honk->honmpfth
"brandon is such a Honmpfth"

"did you see the way that Honmpfth just looked at me?"

"ted and frank were in the mall and ted started trouble and the security guard Honmpfthed out on on him"
Honmpfth by Professor Hines January 29, 2009

hoompuffer 

Person that eats their fart bubbles when they surface in the bath.
Ken is a hoompuffer, because he like to eat his fart bubbles.
hoompuffer by The Bath Man August 9, 2009

Howmever 

An alternative to however, and a synonym for although, howmever is the perfect combination of middle-age lexicon and modern stupidity.
I thought I was smart, howmever I recently failed all my exams.
Howmever by mister sambrook November 5, 2019
Peiyu's penis is Howming
Howming by lkablrf9892 March 2, 2022