A person who is an ass creeper. Usaually you will find a Holmuffer in your work place or in general society. So in essence its a person who kisses ass.
Somebody who likes nothing better than to suck on dirty, greasy, big, fat cocks.
Hey Joe, have you ever let Susie suck it? Nah man...I've seen some of the dirty bastards she's gone down on before...that girl is a bonafide hogpuffer!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'