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irregular 

When you have so much crap in your system, it backs up to your brain.
The Japanese Irregulars on Huff Po are full of crap. CrapD is full of most of it.
irregular by Helen Scaldicrotch December 27, 2011

irregular 

mo’s too irregular for this planet
irregular by anonymous January 13, 2021

Irregular Americans

The politically correct term used to refer to circus freaks.
"I even helped a whole town of circus freaks — dammit, you're not supposed to call them 'freaks' — Irregular Americans."
Irregular Americans by Solo Amadeus October 24, 2022

Irregular Fuck Beat 

Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.

irregular verbs 

They fucking suck...
Dad: Hey joey did you learn your irregular verbs?
Joey: No.
Dad: You´re a dissapointment
irregular verbs by Pootdispenerhere September 13, 2019

Irregular Hunter Dragoon 

Known as the Maverick Mage, Pluvius, or Magmard Dragoon, Irregular Hunter Dragoon is an immortal warrior, known from ancient Japanese myth, who is said to have absolute control over the elements of fire and ice. As myth says, Irregular Hunter Dragoon was also a tremendous swordsman as well as a sharpshooter skilled with the composite longbow. While both mage, ninja, and rogue at once, one thing is certain: Dragoon was virtually unbeatable. Dragoon was also equipped with an advanced robotic weapon on his arms, known as Dragoon-Busters. Multiple things have been named in his honor, amongst them a character from the popular Capcom game Rockman X4. He recently has emerged from his slumber which he started after Nobunaga's success in taking the Japanese throne. Rumor has it his sole purpose is to get laid before going back to sleep and taking out a wretch who goes by the name of Jako. This 'Jako' character also calls himself God, but is respected by none. Dragoon shall surely win, as he his skills are surpassed by none.
Dude! Dragoon just messed that guy up bad!

Check out Dragoon's skills!

"Jako shall fall at the hands of I, Dragoon!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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