Houseplant

A antisocial guy. He doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. He is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. He seems a bit boring.

“That guy doesn’t really talk and seems a bit boring.”
“ I know he is such a houseplant.”

Houseplant by Lottielot January 31, 2018

President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

President Houseplant by Eushshtb March 20, 2021

Hot Houseplant 

a hottie that sits at home, cooks, cleans and looks GOOD doing it.....

Gotta go home and feed and water my hot houseplant :)

Hot Houseplant by TXangel September 16, 2011

houseparty whore

A certain person, boy or girl, that joins in on certain rooms just for attention.

Marta is such a houseparty whore. She was jumping from room to room last night.

houseparty whore by Pepe Ortega December 6, 2016

Housepainter

the incognito term for a hit man

I need a housepainter. My wife is cheating on me with some turd and I want to off her.

Housepainter by tenbeerqueer January 26, 2017

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

sleeping house plant 

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

sleeping house plant by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006