Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.
Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.
by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021
A antisocial guy. He doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. He is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. He seems a bit boring.
by Lottielot January 31, 2018
People who are a waste of space on this planet. They walk through life uninterested and uninteresting. They're so out of touch with their own wants and needs that they are unable to form their own opinion about anything. They are therefore highly susceptible to fads, advertising and gimmicks. They go to the same vacation spots, restaurants and movies over and over again since they're deathly afraid of any new experience.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything new. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator October 01, 2010
Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro
by Eushshtb March 20, 2021
by TXangel September 16, 2011
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