houseplants

People who are a waste of space on this planet. They walk through life uninterested and uninteresting. They're so out of touch with their own wants and needs that they are unable to form their own opinion about anything. They are therefore highly susceptible to fads, advertising and gimmicks. They go to the same vacation spots, restaurants and movies over and over again since they're deathly afraid of any new experience.

Nah, they're not interested in learning anything new. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.

houseplants by kabukulator October 1, 2010

Houseplants with emotions 

Introverts

Introverts are houseplants with emotions

Houseplants with emotions by Ubeenbamboozledson February 8, 2025

President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

President Houseplant by Eushshtb March 20, 2021

Houseplanting 

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.

Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.

Houseplanting by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021

Houseplant

A antisocial guy. He doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. He is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. He seems a bit boring.

“That guy doesn’t really talk and seems a bit boring.”
“ I know he is such a houseplant.”

Houseplant by Lottielot January 31, 2018

Hot Houseplant 

a hottie that sits at home, cooks, cleans and looks GOOD doing it.....

Gotta go home and feed and water my hot houseplant :)

Hot Houseplant by TXangel September 16, 2011