quinoaforlunch's definitions

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

Pubic Lice

Nasty critters living about and minding their own beeswax on the fur of the male and female genitalia

transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies

Person 1: I was supposed to fool with Jary last night, but my parents were home :/
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!

by quinoaforlunch November 9, 2016

Mong

thongs meant for the male gender

Example 1: Wow thats one foxy mong you got on there buddy. Loving the red lace.

Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.

by quinoaforlunch September 15, 2016

TMS

hell-hole

aye-caramba TMS

by quinoaforlunch October 25, 2016

Piccolo pene

Italian for tiny penis
Alternatively, an Italian male with a small phallic member

see also: Tristan's cock

example 1: Tristan ha un piccolo pene
example 2: That Sandro kid is a real Piccolo Pene

by quinoaforlunch November 3, 2016

Demetre's Cock

Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.

Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock

by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016

A Babul

a name for a very intellectual person who is good @ public speaking, and very giving

Person 1: I aced that test foh shooohh.

Person 2: oh man, obviously, you're such a Babul.

by quinoaforlunch October 22, 2016