Definitions by quinoaforlunch

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

Houseparty Horror Story by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

Ketchup Vape 

When you finish a bag of ketchup chips and you get high off the smell left in the bag.

Orgasmic

Philipé: *About to throw out empty bag of ketchup chips*

*ALARM BLARES*
Billy: NOOOOOOO pass the bag I need to ketchup vape!! *inhales ketchup fumes* This is orgasmic.

Ketchup Vape by quinoaforlunch November 15, 2016

Pubic Lice 

Nasty critters living about and minding their own beeswax on the fur of the male and female genitalia

transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies

Person 1: I was supposed to fool with Jary last night, but my parents were home :/
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!

Pubic Lice by quinoaforlunch November 9, 2016

Piccolo pene 

Italian for tiny penis
Alternatively, an Italian male with a small phallic member

see also: Tristan's cock

example 1: Tristan ha un piccolo pene
example 2: That Sandro kid is a real Piccolo Pene

Piccolo pene by quinoaforlunch November 3, 2016

Blow

When a niglet on a group call such as skype, whatsapp, etc. blows into his mic like the dick he is and rapes everyone's ears

Aids in sound form

person 1: *blow* pssssssshhhhhh
members in group call: AYE CARAMBA!!!

Blow by quinoaforlunch October 27, 2016

TMS 

hell-hole

aye-caramba TMS

TMS by quinoaforlunch October 25, 2016

A Babul 

a name for a very intellectual person who is good @ public speaking, and very giving

Person 1: I aced that test foh shooohh.

Person 2: oh man, obviously, you're such a Babul.

A Babul by quinoaforlunch October 22, 2016