Philipé: *About to throw out empty bag of ketchup chips*
*ALARM BLARES*
Billy: NOOOOOOO pass the bag I need to ketchup vape!! *inhales ketchup fumes* This is orgasmic.
*ALARM BLARES*
Billy: NOOOOOOO pass the bag I need to ketchup vape!! *inhales ketchup fumes* This is orgasmic.
by quinoaforlunch November 15, 2016
Example 1: Wow thats one foxy mong you got on there buddy. Loving the red lace.
Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.
Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.
by quinoaforlunch February 14, 2016
by quinoaforlunch October 21, 2016
Nasty critters living about and minding their own beeswax on the fur of the male and female genitalia
transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies
transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies
Person 1: I was supposed to fool with Jary last night, but my parents were home :/
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!
by quinoaforlunch November 09, 2016
When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.
Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016
Italian for tiny penis
Alternatively, an Italian male with a small phallic member
see also: Tristan's cock
Alternatively, an Italian male with a small phallic member
see also: Tristan's cock
by quinoaforlunch November 03, 2016
When a niglet on a group call such as skype, whatsapp, etc. blows into his mic like the dick he is and rapes everyone's ears
Aids in sound form
Aids in sound form
by quinoaforlunch October 27, 2016