Definitions by Eushshtb

Horn-laying 

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

Horn-laying by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying 

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

Horn-laying by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Tralalero Tralala 

A shark with blue nike shoes

Tralalero Tralala, porco.... I'm not gonna say it.

Tralalero Tralala by Eushshtb May 30, 2025

Holy Fuckey Baduckey 

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

Holy Fuckey Baduckey by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Ultra-procrastinate 

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

Ultra-procrastinate by Eushshtb October 25, 2024

Swebr 

A person who makes spider webs, in pirate speak

Arrgh, me maties. Spiderman be a swebr here

Swebr by Eushshtb October 24, 2024

Matt Walsh 

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

Matt Walsh by Eushshtb October 2, 2024