Eushshtb's definitions

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

Tralalero Tralala

A shark with blue nike shoes

Tralalero Tralala, porco.... I'm not gonna say it.

by Eushshtb May 30, 2025

Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

by Eushshtb October 25, 2024

Swebr

A person who makes spider webs, in pirate speak

Arrgh, me maties. Spiderman be a swebr here

by Eushshtb October 24, 2024

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024