houpt 

Houpt is weird and pale and likely has a hot dad named Bradford. Likes butterflies and pools. All the cool kids want to bed a Houpt and knock boots with them.

Houpt is so hot. I want them in my bed tonight!

houpt by F1shSt1cks() May 5, 2022

Houtfit 

House + Outfit. Your comfiest, buttonless clothes that you lounge around your house in.

I spent the majority of 2020 in my houtfit.

Houtfit by NotTheHoff May 19, 2021

Houston Handshake 

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

Houston Handshake by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Northwest Houston 

The area of Houston that consists of Spring, Katy, Cypress, and Tomball. Katy is northwest because it goes beyond I-45 North but goes on the west side. Spring is northwest because it goes beyond I-10, which is northwest.

"Hey where you from"
"Houston"
"Like Northwest Houston"
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill myself"
"Don't do that"
"Nah imma do it"

Northwest Houston by Dr. Frank George April 21, 2019

Hoopticoo 

A bad state of affairs.

This code is a steaming pile of hoopticoo.

Hoopticoo by Saltenhaus May 22, 2018

Houston Galleria 

Opened in 1970, Houston's Galleria is the original, in the sense that it was the first mall in the U.S. to fuse a mall with hotels and office towers, not to mention an ice skating rink bigger than Rockefeller Center. The mixed-use concept has been used in other malls since then, but this was the first, and therefore important in the evolution of malls. Modeled after the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele in Milan, Italy. Currently about 375 stores and 50 restaurants.

the Galleria (with a small t) owns all others, except the original in Milan.

Houston Galleria by the migster September 5, 2005