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by NotTheHoff May 19, 2021
Get the Houtfitmug. A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
Get the Mitch Buchannonmug. Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?
Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.
Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!
Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.
Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!
by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021
Get the Smartlessmug.