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hoseim by Suck yourself July 13, 2021
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Hoshimachi Suisei
A pshychopathic virtual youtuber (Vtuber) from Hololive Gen 0. Known for being extreamely good in tetris, but yet has a dark side to her. She will not hesitate to kill you.
Hey, you watch Hoshimachi Suisei 's stream this morning? She murdered 20,000 people in less than 2 seconds.
Hoshimachi Suisei by Levi_daddy August 6, 2021
Related Words
hoseim • hosemonkey • Hosein • Hoshima • haseim • Haseim(or Hasame) • Hosei • Hoseination • Hosein Sauce • Hoseman
hosemeister
1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004
hoseymin
hoseymin by Brittany Pocrunkhic March 17, 2008
hosemonkey
Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.
hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006
Hoshima
I'm having a Hoshima!
Hosein
A really attractive guy also very loyal and honest. He loves to talk with other people and be they're friend and he always have they're back when they're in trouble. He's usually hungry and he doesn't care about the rules that people make. He's mostly a rude guy from outside but from inside he doesn't want to be rude or hurt anyone. He's also very active guy and he's always ready to play and do random activities.
If you get to be he's friend/boyfriend you should be very happy because you just found a real friend/boyfriend that doesn't let you down.
If you get to be he's friend/boyfriend you should be very happy because you just found a real friend/boyfriend that doesn't let you down.
Day 1: (me) Somebody help me he's trying to kill me!!!
Day 2: (friend) Omg are you alright
(me) I'm fine thanks Hosein saved me from that crazy guy.
Day 2: (friend) Omg are you alright
(me) I'm fine thanks Hosein saved me from that crazy guy.
Hosein by Big Boss pizza October 22, 2018
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