Hoseination 

The facination of operating a hose, oblivious to all that is going on around you.

I tried to warn Bob of the charging pitbull, but hoseination had the best of him.

Hoseination by SiCOI October 1, 2009

Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Hobernation 

The period between mid-autumm and mid-spring when most women bundle up and expose less skin.

I love spring. All the girls start coming out of hobernation.

Hobernation by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Hosetration 

When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.

No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!

Hosetration by rjmjr November 4, 2009

Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016

Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016