hosemonkey
Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.
hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006
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hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005
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hosemonkey • Horsemonkey • House Monkey • hoe monkey • hoss monkey • Host Monkey • hashmonkey • Hoodmonkey • hogmonkey • homonkey
HASHmonKEY
This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007
hashmonkey
Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008
Horsemonkey
Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010
Hose Monkey
A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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