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hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.
"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."
hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006
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hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker
"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"
hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

homonkey 

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.
STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!
homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"
Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
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