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Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Horion Client 

A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.
anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k
Horion Client by RichardLover21 December 29, 2020
A person who lives in a dreamy state of mind called Owl City,
which is a music project by Adam Young. HootOwls are fans of Owl City along with some of the other music projects by Adam Young. HootOwls have their own unique way of thinking. HootOwls tend to get along with each other, and HootOwls will tend to see owls and feathers everywhere. HootOwls are daydreamers and like romance. Some HootOwls have problems sleeping at night, and are introverts. Some HootOwls also have their own language
for example: "That concert was Owlsome!!!"
"I'am a proud HootOwl"
HootOwl by NikkiOwl September 25, 2011

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

war of hormone 

1. Puberty, lmao
2. A Bangtan Boys song ;)
1. Ugh, I feel all messed up. Probably just a war of hormone.
2. HELLO HELLO WAT HELLO HELLO WAT TELL ME WUT U WANT RITE NOW
war of hormone by nothanksbro April 18, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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