horto 

a place where a girl named Lucia sits, depressed that her father and brother went to the forum without her

Person 1: “hey, have you seen Lucia?”
Person 2: “She’s probably in the horto again”

horto by user437289 June 18, 2022

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Horion Client 

A good Minecraft win10 client in the year 2019 before the lazy developers forgot how to code and are pretty much yandev 2.0. They also have a toxic discord server with people complaining about it not working and other people trying to do the devs jobs for them. the discord server is pretty much useless and doesnt provide any help.

anyone: hey, horion client isnt working
devs: k

Horion Client by RichardLover21 December 29, 2020

HootOwl 

A person who lives in a dreamy state of mind called Owl City,
which is a music project by Adam Young. HootOwls are fans of Owl City along with some of the other music projects by Adam Young. HootOwls have their own unique way of thinking. HootOwls tend to get along with each other, and HootOwls will tend to see owls and feathers everywhere. HootOwls are daydreamers and like romance. Some HootOwls have problems sleeping at night, and are introverts. Some HootOwls also have their own language
for example: "That concert was Owlsome!!!"

"I'am a proud HootOwl"

HootOwl by NikkiOwl September 25, 2011

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

war of hormone 

1. Puberty, lmao
2. A Bangtan Boys song ;)

1. Ugh, I feel all messed up. Probably just a war of hormone.
2. HELLO HELLO WAT HELLO HELLO WAT TELL ME WUT U WANT RITE NOW

war of hormone by nothanksbro April 18, 2018