Hortok 

A seemingly competent and necessary remark exclaimed by random individuals.

Some what of an onamatapoeia.

A word exclaimed for no apparent reason, but for the self satisfaction of the individual and the idivdual's mouth and pallet

The word itself is usually followed by a gesture of the hand involving a medial rotation of the wrist in a proximal positon followed by an adduction forward and up as though one were pushing on the ceiling.
A common variation of the gesture is a slap on the instigator's forehead rather than a push to the heavens.

Indicative of mental disorder, or perhaps a higher order of thinking. Not enough evidence based medicing is around to prove such a theory.

Thought to be a primitive aztec means of worship

"HORTOK!", excalaimed the gentleman

Hortok by HappyFt March 17, 2009

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Tim Hortons 

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

Tim Hortons by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Hortonville 

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!

I got me a hortonville edumacation.

Hortonville by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

Tim Horton 

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

Tim Horton by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Hot Horton 

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

Hot Horton by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018