Hortonville 

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!

I got me a hortonville edumacation.

Hortonville by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011

Hortonville 

-a small town in Wisconsin
-full of trucks and rednecks
-drinking isn't a hobby or pass time, its a lifestyle
-a dip is something in your lip and not a bump in the road
-the high school parking lot is all jacked up truck and rusty fords
-half of the trucks were bought with daddies money
-the only things to do are hunt, fish and drive through the mud

In Hortonville, even downtown is in the country.

Hortonville by trucksnmud2018 March 9, 2018

Ortonville 

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.

Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!

Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018

Ortonville 

One of the most boring places around Michigan but you can always find some fun shit to do by getting really fucked up... also probably home to one of the worst academic institutes in America....BHS

damn...thats what happens when u live in Ortonville...oh well lets pack a BOWL

Ortonville by kmccc March 2, 2011

Ortonville 

A little hick town in Michigan, where there is nothing to do, and you have to drive at least 30 minutes to get anywhere.

Man, I got to get out of Ortonville!

Ortonville by Stepho D. August 21, 2008

Ortonville 

The town with more than the average amount of pedophiles.

Brendan and Zach live in Ortonville.

Ortonville by PeepIzzy October 11, 2021

Ortonville 

The town with more than the average amount of pedophiles

14 year old girl: Hey have you been to Ortonville before?
12 year old girl: No, why?
14: because that town has more than the average amount of pedophiles

Ortonville by StealYourGirlandYourMan October 11, 2021