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hornitious 

another word for horny , only used when talking about others.
boy 1 “dang bro , look at what deAnita texted me”
boy 2 “damn she’s so hornitious”
hornitious by hornitious creators September 13, 2020
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horridious 

the worst possible kind of bad. a mixture horrendous and hideous
jonny whittles feet are horridious
horridious by domdomdomdom January 29, 2009
Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*
hornitos by banfito May 8, 2003

Horricious 

A description of something, which is both horrible and yet, somewhat delicious. Or horrible and vicious. The worst; horribler than horrible; exquisitely horrific.
"She got back at the guy by keying his car. You should have seen it - it was horricious."
Horricious by Kekkie June 28, 2008

Horrotious 

A contraction of the word "Horrible" and "Atrocious". Can also be described as the worst. This word is used to describe something that is so terrible that it is mean and cruel.
"Did you see that girls face, it was HORROTIOUS!!"
Horrotious by Platinum78 December 16, 2004
"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.
horatious by duey xP January 27, 2008
a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.
dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect
hornitos by tfollz January 3, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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